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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

— Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

— Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

— Erma Bombeck