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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

— Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

— Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

— Dave Barry