“ -What's so unpleasant about being drunk? -Ask a glass of water! ”

— Douglas Adams

“ In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. ”

— Douglas Adams

“ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ”

— Douglas Adams

“ Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ”

— Douglas Adams