“ When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. ”

— Erma Bombeck

“ Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. ”

— Erma Bombeck

“ There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. ”

— Erma Bombeck